Parents Declassified

Honest guides and shirts that say the quiet part out loud. Made for tired parents.

Shirts

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Tired Mom Club shown on a model
Tired Mom Club$24.99
Tired Dad Club shown on a model
Tired Dad Club$24.99
In My Mom Era — Retro shown on a model
In My Mom Era — Retro$20.51
In My Mom Era — Sparkle shown on a model
In My Mom Era — Sparkle$20.51
Overstimulated Moms Club shown on a model
Overstimulated Moms Club$24.34
Bedtime Is My Love Language — Varsity shown on a model
Bedtime Is My Love Language — Varsity$20.51
Bedtime Is My Love Language — Retro shown on a model
Bedtime Is My Love Language — Retro$20.51
Running on Caffeine and Chaos shown on a model
Running on Caffeine and Chaos$20.51
Caffeine & Chaos — Est. Parenthood shown on a model
Caffeine & Chaos — Est. Parenthood$20.51
Team No Sleep — Varsity shown on a model
Team No Sleep — Varsity$24.34
Team No Sleep — Sleepy Eyes shown on a model
Team No Sleep — Sleepy Eyes$20.51
Toddler Wrangler — Lasso shown on a model
Toddler Wrangler — Lasso$20.51
Toddler Wrangler — Western Badge shown on a model
Toddler Wrangler — Western Badge$20.51
Dad Joke Loading shown on a model
Dad Joke Loading$20.51
Dad-A-Base shown on a model
Dad-A-Base$20.51
Compass Logo Tee — Navy shown on a model
Compass Logo Tee — Navy$24.34
Compass Logo Tee — Yellow shown on a model
Compass Logo Tee — Yellow$24.34
Compass Logo Tee — White shown on a model
Compass Logo Tee — White$24.34

Parenting guides

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The Complete Parenting Library — All 6 Guides$34.99 Why Won't You Sleep? — Sleep Survival Guide$9.99 Tiny Humans, Big Feelings — Tantrums Guide$9.99 You're Not Failing — Parent Burnout Guide$11.99

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